Gabe Piper

Gabe Piper has been acting his age, as well as his shoe size from birth. He's not only mature, but he has giant feet.

A know-it-all from birth, he once orchestrated a more sleek, efficient production of the Wizard of Oz for his Jr. High talent show. He entered stage right dressed as a wizard-witch with ruby slippers, riding a lion. The crowd gasped as he reached center stage and stopped. "Auntie Em is dead," he said. The crowd gasped again. The lion roared. The crowd gasped again. Gabe dismounted the lion, peeled off his robe and threw his pointy hat into the crowd. He was nude. The lion gasped and the crowd roared with applause. He bowed and strode off stage left.

One day he plans to go to Korea to find his Seoul mate.